Cute? Try STUPID
I realize some people might try to disagree with me here, and I understand that every person is welcome to their own point of view, but if you disagree with me on this, your mentality is clearly below the level of a 5 year old's.
WHAT IS DISNEY THINKING?!
They are making a movie that is based around Chihuahuas...
This is not cute. Snow Dogs, where they featured a Border Collie working with a team of huskies to run a race to help another racer who gets hurt... THAT was a cute film. At least there, you had dogs that all come from fairly respectable and useful breeding lines: Huskies were excellent sled dogs and could actually do some work. Likewise, a Border Collie is a great herding dog, so they can keep farm animals in line and double in guard duty.
Chihuahuas? About the only thing you can say is that they keep exterminators in business. Nobody needs to see this crap.
If they want to make a GREAT film, here it is. It could start Adam Sandler, Larry David and Will Ferrel.
It's called "RUN, DUMMIES!".
In the opening scene, Will Ferrel could play a dog catcher who does a shitty job (this is similar to every role he plays - I don't mean he plays a character who does a shitty job, I mean he does one himself). The dog catcher accidentally releases a pack of very angry rottweillers. The rottweilers rip him apart, then chase down Adam Sandler and Larry David, who happen to be walking by, planning a horrible collaboration that Larry would write, Adam would direct and would have starred Benn Stiller. Fortunately, Stiller wouldn't do it so they're looking for an alternative, when both of them get chased down and shredded by the rottweilers, to a soundtrack of Pantera. All maiming would be real, cutting out the need for fancy CG or expensive makeup / costume work.
And just think, no animals would be harmed in the making of this film, and Sandler, David and Ferrel wouldn't even need to get paid.
Amen for low budget, high quality films. Man, I'd never be able to curb my enthusiasm to see this project get green-lighted.
WHAT IS DISNEY THINKING?!
They are making a movie that is based around Chihuahuas...
This is not cute. Snow Dogs, where they featured a Border Collie working with a team of huskies to run a race to help another racer who gets hurt... THAT was a cute film. At least there, you had dogs that all come from fairly respectable and useful breeding lines: Huskies were excellent sled dogs and could actually do some work. Likewise, a Border Collie is a great herding dog, so they can keep farm animals in line and double in guard duty.
Chihuahuas? About the only thing you can say is that they keep exterminators in business. Nobody needs to see this crap.
If they want to make a GREAT film, here it is. It could start Adam Sandler, Larry David and Will Ferrel.
It's called "RUN, DUMMIES!".
In the opening scene, Will Ferrel could play a dog catcher who does a shitty job (this is similar to every role he plays - I don't mean he plays a character who does a shitty job, I mean he does one himself). The dog catcher accidentally releases a pack of very angry rottweillers. The rottweilers rip him apart, then chase down Adam Sandler and Larry David, who happen to be walking by, planning a horrible collaboration that Larry would write, Adam would direct and would have starred Benn Stiller. Fortunately, Stiller wouldn't do it so they're looking for an alternative, when both of them get chased down and shredded by the rottweilers, to a soundtrack of Pantera. All maiming would be real, cutting out the need for fancy CG or expensive makeup / costume work.
And just think, no animals would be harmed in the making of this film, and Sandler, David and Ferrel wouldn't even need to get paid.
Amen for low budget, high quality films. Man, I'd never be able to curb my enthusiasm to see this project get green-lighted.
