Monday, August 12, 2002

...Sr. Annunciata?

Today's discussion is "sex". I know you were probably figuring I couldn't help but be dirty in only the second post I'm making to this website. Well, you're right. So today I'm going to do a review of an interesting television show called "The Sunday Night Sex Shows". What?


I swear, I am not making this show up. It's this talk show that some older woman runs where people call in and ask her for advice on sexual topics. How the hell is she going to know the answers to the questions you're asking? Do you think she's honestly getting any lately? Actually, to just from some of the answers she had for people, she must. But what a scary thought. This woman, who looked to be in her 50s or 60s, was talking to people of all ages about sex toys, positions, and in one case, she actually was discussing with a woman about the smell of her partner's discharge... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT?!?


It smells like bleach. Well, at least you know it'll get your sheets clean in the wash. But I have to ask what sort of society we're in where we have shows like this on TV. If you want to check it out, it's on the Oxygen station. We came across it last night (when I say we, I mean my girlfriend and I) while talking with her sister and her sister's boyfriend last night. I don't know where stuff like this gets dreamed up. I'd almost rather not now. But believe me, if you ever need a way to NOT have a hard-on ever again, watch this show. I'm still cringing.


Bleach... blechhh.

Sunday, August 11, 2002

Starting here...

Let the confetti rain and the trumpets sound and the... uh... the... um... crowds cheer... and... Well, ok, I guess I don't really need that. I'll go along with a different plan.

Let the fun begin.

It's much simpler that way. So now I'm going to explain what on earth I'm doing. I'm writing. Humour. Again. It's about time, isn't it? I mean, I haven't done anything funny in forever. Other than the incident involving a whiteboard with strange messages about a guy named "Ted", nothing funny has happened for a while. And that needs to change. Right now... as soon as I finish my dinner... Well, I'll actually post something funny here in a bit. You'll see...