To make up for the lack of postst over the last, oh, week-and-a-half...

LINUS - FORTUNE

He wasn't shouting cunning stunt... he was shouting stunning.......... nevermind.

F U CN RD THS, U CNT SPLL WRTH A DM!

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

Meeting, n.:
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

You have junk mail.

Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.

Don't knock President Fillmore. He kept us out of Vietnam.

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell
all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

Please come home with me ... I have Tylenol!!

- There you have it... content... now stop complaining... that's my f***ing job.