"THINGS THAT REALLY PISS ME OFF"... because I don't have pet pieves... I HAVE MAJOR PSICHOTIC HATREDS, and IRRITATED SIETHING BITCHES...



Things that really piss me off:

1) Teachers who you ask "What's important for the test?" and they respond "you should know all of it" because it means that they don't even know what's on the test because they haven't made it up.

2) People who hear you say you're a computer major and they automatically assume you can fix ALL THEIR COMPUTER PROBLEMS.

3) People who wine in a class because they're too lazy to realize that if they'd pay attention, all the info you need to do an assignment is quite often right out of the text book or notes for the class - IE DATA STRUCTURES HOMEWORK

4) People who get onto their cellular phones the moment they get in their car... often because they start backing up without paying attention. Hey... I have nothing against cell phones... I have nothing against people having them. I'm not against them using them for whatever... but if you're going to use it, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE #$)@#(*) WHEEL AND STAY PARKED YOU MORONS. Do you have any idea how many accidents are caused by jackoffs cutting accross traffic while yacking on the cell phone? You watch these jackoffs right? They do it all the time... but they never are in the accident so they assume "well, I'm fine, right?" I'm all for legislation that says that people can use their celephones when parked, or when they've got those hands free kits. But if they get caught with the thing in their hand while driving, they're arrested and thrown into a Federal Prison.

5 ) People... who CAN NOT READ A SIGN. We see it all the time around here... my department's lab especially. "If you're not doing COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSE WORK you may be asked to leave this lab so CS MAJORS AND STUDENTS OF CS COURSES can use these machines." And then when you ask these people to leave because, well, you have programming to do... and they're checking e-mail. Folks, there are close to 1000 computers scattered accross this campus in various labs. Any one of them can be used to check email. Not any one of them can be used for doing Visual C++, or Visual Basic, or Flash. Translation: If you're checking the forward emails your friend sent you, you WILL be asked to leave. If you're checking emails for ENGLISH, you will be asked to leave. The signs says COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSE WORK. GET OUT!!!



I think I've stated my point.



Until next time, Grow up. :-)

Totally non-true, yet humorous story...

Why do people people tell me to go f*** myself?" I see something wrong with that statement... I really want you to think about what this statement means, especially in the context that is was used with me. Namely, the subject of dating. I've heard that phrase often enough when I've attempted to ask out women.

Me: "Would you like to go out some time?"
Them: "Go fuck yourself."

Now it's true that some guys are trying to get into bed with the girl on the first time at bat. I almost never am. Really. But these people will assume it anyway. So they tell me to go fuck myself. Ladies, if men could honestly go fuck themselves, they wouldn't be asking you if you'd have sex with them in the first place. Here's another phrase related to that: "Kiss my ass." Believe me, ladies, you're inviting men to keep asking you... especially the stupid ones.

That's my personal viewpoint of course... but with an amazing website and my amazing perception, could I be wrong? DON'T ANSWER THAT... IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.

{sigh} You know, there are times when I attempt to be funny with my away message and one or two people ALWAYS take it the wrong way... and I don't mean anyone in specific... Honestly... but I keep getting some responses from people who refuse to accept that I am trying to be humorous... granted this time I sorta understand why, but if I'm really in that bad of a mood, I will usually turn it into a rant on here or something like that.

I give up... really...

Ok... I'm going back to sex..er, bed.... yeah....