Monday, February 26, 2001

This is hopefully the start of a new rant of mine, which I shall call "THINGS THAT REALLY PISS ME OFF"... because I don't have pet pieves... I HAVE MAJOR PSICHOTIC HATREDS, and IRRITATED SIETHING BITCHES...

So... Things that really piss me off:
1) ANNOYING, WHINNEY, PRIMA-DONA, STRUTTING, SLUTTY, BITCHY, USE-A-GUY/LOSE-A-GUY FRESHMEN GIRLS... You know the type... the ones that won't go out with any guy who isn't making at least $60,000 a year, doesn't like to drive anything but the most expensive car, and must be a complete-party animal... or a super model. You never actually hear one of these girls, EVER say, in public "I want to go out with a sensitive guy. Even if he's a nerd, and poor, and low self-esteem person who really needs someone to be with." These people PISS ME OFF... A LOT. Safe to say, I've dealt with my fare share of them... all last year, and in the last week-and-a-half, it started again...
2) Overbearing, no-talent jackoffs who will ask you to do something, then get someone else to do it, just because they want to make you look bad. My personal opinion? If you want to make me look bad, improve yourself first... cause after how much of a shithead you are for pulling this crap, I look like God compared to you.
3) People who assume that they know better, and will bet you money... especially against something you've experienced all your life, yet they have done for less than 10 years... now admittedly, at this point I'm 21, and it's not THAT much more than 10, cause really you can't count the first 5 or 6 years. But truth be told, I've never really given a crap about details like that. :-)
4) People who will ask you for help when they need something, have no idea who you are when YOU need something. Something wrong with this picture? Yes... someone needs to be erased from it.
5) Finally... PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO RUN UP AND DOWN THE HALLS, FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER AND SCREAMING LOUDLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING DRUNK AND LIKE TO BE STUPID... now I know that this sounds like the rantings of a man who never get to participate in this stuff... but truth be told, I know when the hell to stop drinking... and a lot of these fornicating jackoffs can't do more than 3 or 4 drinks without doing something stupid... hell a lot of them can't do anything smart when they're sober either.

That's all for now. Until next time, Grow up. :-)

Sunday, February 25, 2001

Hey... IT'S WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!YEE-HAW
...Ok... one more time... WORK DAMMIT
This is an emergency of the IDIOT alert system... had this been a test, it wouldn't have been carried out with a real idiot... THIS THING IS MAKING ME FEEL STUPID... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And my attempt at making nicer looking stuff for this just failed miserably...
Hmmmm.... let's see if this looks good as a layout for this thing {I prefer my own site's look to the templates... Don't you?}
Yup... it's working. TIME TO CRACK AN ICE COLD....caffiene free coke... YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY BEER, DIDN'T YOU... ADMIT IT....sorry... {wanders off to get beer}
Ok... now that I have this account, let's see if it works. {steps up to microphone} TESTING...TESTING ONE TWO THREE {feedback} AHHHH!!! FEEDBACK BAD